Researchers with the National Academy of Science announced yesterday that they can accurately predict an individual’s intelligence, political alignment, sexual preference and more based solely on what he or she has “liked” on Facebook. How does that make you feel?
“That’s good because usually, it’s hard to tell those things just by looking at someone’s picture.” Tyler Zestell, Produce Squeezer
“Wait, what? I thought those secrets were just between me and my 1,372 close, personal Facebook friends. Way to fuck it all up, Academy of Science.” Lenny Grick, Fence Washer
“What the hell’s a facebook and is it looking at me right now?!” Cactus
hahah I’m glad I have a flourishing career in fence washing.. Tom Sawyer and I are the best White Washer in history
“Fence washery is the most noble of all pursuits.” – Geoffrey Chaucer