Technically True: 47% of U.S. Opposes Gay Marriage, Other 53% Are Not In KKK

WASHINGTON — According to a recent PEW Research Center study which is technically true, 47% of the U.S. population is Continue reading →

Word on the Streets: The History Channel’s Depiction of Satan Resembles Obama

Many fans of History Channel’s “The Bible” claim that the show’s depiction of Satan bears a strong resemblance to President Continue reading →

Texas Judge In Quite the Moral Quandary After Unborn Fetus Kills 3

WACO, TEXAS — The Hon. Judge Earl Baker is reportedly “in a pretty big pickle” following the conviction of an Continue reading →

My Chemical Romance Announces Break Up, Apologizes for Not Telling Anyone 10 Years Ago When It Happened

NEWARK, N.J. — At a press conference over the weekend, emo band My Chemical Romance announced the group’s break up and Continue reading →

Word on the Streets: Obama Fills Out March Madness Bracket

President Obama took a five-minute break today to fill out a bracket with his official picks for this year’s NCAA Continue reading →

Area Woman Still Recovering From “Crazy” St. Paddy’s Day of Drinking-picture Taking

PITTSBURGH — Area Woman Melanie Daft is reportedly still recovering from what she describes as “the greatest fucking St. Patrick’s Continue reading →

GOP Leaders Sacrifice Record 114 Goats on Satanic CPAC Altar

NATIONAL HARBOR, MD — According to sources in attendance at the 2013 Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) last week, GOP Continue reading →

Senator’s Gay Son Struggling But Supportive of Father’s Republican Lifestyle

WASHINGTON — Following Ohio Senator Rob Portman’s announcement late last week that he is, in fact, a republican, Portman’s 21-year-old Continue reading →