Area Dad Reassures Son That Family Dog Died Because Kanye Works in Mysterious Ways
WICHITA, KAN — Following the recent death of his family’s beloved Golden Retriever “Champ,” Area Dad Russell Kerndike consoled his Continue reading
Monthly Archives
Archive for: September 2013
Navy Yard Shooting Investigators Determine Congressional Republicans Clinically Delusional
WASHINGTON — Following the September 16 rampage that saw Aaron Alexis gun down 12 people at the Washington Navy Yard, Continue reading
HIV Cured in Monkeys, People Who Have Sex Exclusively With Monkeys
PORTLAND, Ore. — Researchers at Oregon Health and Science University have developed a vaccine capable of clearing an HIV-like virus Continue reading
Video Report: World’s Largest Volcano
Watch Reidicule’s Senior Science Correspondent discuss the recent discovery of the world’s largest volcano.
Scientists Embarrassed To Have Just Now Found World’s Largest Volcano
TOKYO — Geologists working with the Institute of Really Obvious Shit (IROS) sheepishly admitted yesterday that they have just now Continue reading
