Jet-Wheel Stowaway Forces Airports to Increase Security Illusions
SAN JOSE, CALIF. — Following a 15-year-old boy’s recent stowaway ride across the Pacific Ocean, authorities at San Jose International Continue reading
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Archive for: April 2014
HS Student Earns Perfect SAT Score After Answering Every Question With Word “Google”
HERMINIE, PA — Local High School Student Roger Burman recently scored a perfect 2400 on the Scholastic Aptitude Test (SAT) after Continue reading
Undercover PennDOT Workers Disguised As Cops To Secretly Finish Turnpike Construction
PITTSBURGH — The Pennsylvania Department of Transportation (PennDOT) recently announced plans to disguise an elite group of its workers as police officers Continue reading
Scientists Find Water On Nearby Useless-Ass Soda-less Planet
CAPE CANAVERAL, FLA. — Scientists with the NASA space program recently uncovered several million gallons of potable water — though no traces of carbonated Continue reading
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