Best of: April 2013

Just incase you missed any of them the first time around, here are some of the top articles from April, Continue reading →

Norm Abram Goes on Mass Sawing Spree, 11 People Left With Sheds

CARLISLE, MASS — Celebrity Carpenter and Former Host of PBS’s Long-running “New Yankee Workshop” Series Norm Abram allegedly went on Continue reading →

Unemployed 30-Year-Old Tags Along With Dad on ‘Take Your Kid to Work’ Day

PEORIA, IL. — Unemployed 30-year-old Brandon Delcroe excitedly called ‘shotgun’ as he hopped into the passenger seat of his disappointed Continue reading →

Word on the Streets: France Legalizes Gay Marriage

By: Dan Reidmiller France legalized gay marriage yesterday. How does that make you feel?

NASA Locates 3 New Earth-like Planets That Could Theoretically Support Death

CAPE CANAVERAL, FLA — The NASA Program recently announced that their scientists have located three new Earth-like planets, each of Continue reading →

Nation Praying for Victims of Boston Bombing’s Media Coverage

NEW YORK — According to reports, the nation is praying for a swift recovery for those affected by the Boston Continue reading →

2-Hour Tom Cruise Documentary “Oblivion” Due Out Tomorrow

HOLLYWOOD — Universal Studios announced yesterday that they are finally going to release the two-hour, six-minute Tom Cruise documentary under Continue reading →

Word on the Streets: Reality TV Show to be Filmed on Mars

Mars One, a Netherlands-based organization, announced plans this week to send a select few lucky applicants to Mars in 2023 Continue reading →