By: Dan Reidmiller
France legalized gay marriage yesterday. How does that make you feel?
“So what? France has gay marriage, but America has freedom. U-S-A! U-S-A!” Jerry Plush, Saw Dust Gluer
“That’s an abomination. Marriage is supposed to be between two Americans.” Leslie Dill, Bicycle Thief
“I say we re-name french fries ‘straight fries’ like we did with ‘freedom fries.’ Unless they’re curly fries. I’d go gay for curly fries.” Bill Marple, Bank Teller