Report: 10% of Facebookers Unaware Others Can See Their Posts

(Palo Alto, CA) — In a recent Pew Research Center study, a reported 10% of Facebook users are oblivious to Continue reading →

Boy Scouts Allow Gays, Ban Hetero Troop Leaders

(Irving, TX) — In a surprise move earlier this week, the Boy Scouts of America announced plans not only to Continue reading →

Gatorade Removes Flame Retardant, HS Athletes Spontaneously Combust

(North Hills, PA) — PepsiCo’s latest move to appease concerned consumers backfired in a big way this past weekend. PepsiCo, Continue reading →

McDonald’s Fry Cook Filibusters Angry Manager to Avoid Getting Fired

(Pittsburgh, PA) — Local McDonald’s “Fryolator” Operator Terrance Yerkovski, in an effort to avoid losing his job, has been filibustering Continue reading →

Helmet Company Sues Seau’s Corpse

(San Diego, CA) — Riddell Inc., the official helmet company of the NFL, has filed suit against Junior Seau’s corpse. Continue reading →

Republican Lunch Party Discusses Next Four Years

(Washington, D.C.) — As President Obama was sworn into office today at the Inauguration Ceremony, republican thought-leaders held a roundtable Continue reading →

NRA: “Fuck It, Why Have Laws At All?”

(Washington, D.C.) — In a decisive move, federal lawmakers are expected to push a bill through both houses that would Continue reading →

Congress Approves “Sanctity of Vacation” Bill

(Washington, D.C.) — In what’s being hailed as an incredible, last minute victory for lawmakers, Congressional leaders from both sides Continue reading →