ReidiCulinary: Easy Recipe For Cooking Vegan

In this week’s edition of ReidiCulinary, we take a look at a simple, quick recipe for cooking vegan! Bon appétit! Step Continue reading →

Homeland Security Warns Of “Out-For-Blood” Radical Group Calling Itself “Red Cross”

WASHINGTON — The Department of Homeland Security released a statement yesterday afternoon warning U.S. citizens of recent efforts by a group Continue reading →

Overwhelmed Mom Glad Kids Home, But Kind Of Ready For Back-To-School-Shootings Season

SPRINGFIELD, ILL. — Saying she loves her children very much but is, “just kind of ready for a break,” local mother-of-two Continue reading →

Pittsburgh PUC Halts Ride-Sharing At Kennywood

PITTSBURGH — Ruling that the threat to public safety is “theoretically a very real problem under the principles of String theory,” a two-judge panel Continue reading →

U.S. Employers Look to Increase Productivity By Hiring More Human Centipedes

Following the U.S. Department of Labor’s recent report that employee productivity fell 3.2 percent in the first quarter of 2014, many companies Continue reading →

Undercover PennDOT Workers Disguised As Cops To Secretly Finish Turnpike Construction

PITTSBURGH — The Pennsylvania Department of Transportation (PennDOT) recently announced plans to disguise an elite group of its workers as police officers Continue reading →

Scientists Find Water On Nearby Useless-Ass Soda-less Planet

CAPE CANAVERAL, FLA. — Scientists with the NASA space program recently uncovered several million gallons of potable water — though no traces of carbonated Continue reading →

Elle Magazine’s February Cover to Feature X-Ray of Mindy Kaling’s Skeleton

NEW YORK — Elle Magazine recently unveiled its February cover, which features an X-ray photograph of Mindy Kaling’s skeleton. According Continue reading →