73 Year Old Gripes About “Lazy Welfare Millennials” to Fellow Interns

SALISBURY, DEL. — 73-year-old Edgar Congenny recently voiced his contempt for “these damned, lazy, welfare millennials” in an acrimonious exchange Continue reading →

Grandpa Oblivious to Fact That Unformed Bill of Baseball Cap Definitely Upping His Steez

FINDLAY, OHIO — Local 91 Year Old Alfred Wintacki remains oblivious to the fact that the unformed, flat bill of Continue reading →

Kayak.com Now Offering Tropical Vacations to North Pole

NP-40 DRIFTING ICE STATION, NORTH POLE — Travel-discount website Kayak.com recently launched a new promotional package featuring an all-inclusive, tropical Continue reading →

Abusive Boyfriend Proposes With “Conflict-Free” Diamond to Show He Has Sense of Humor, Too

MADISON, W. VA. — Local 24 Year Old Jeffrey Kiln recently proposed to Ashley Brenevaldi with a certified “conflict-free” diamond Continue reading →

New to Reidicule? Start Here…

To begin, thanks for checking out Reidicule News. The fact that you’re even here tells me that you must have Continue reading →

NFL Attempts to Curb Concussions By Mounting 11-Inch Steel Spike to Front of Every Helmet

NEW YORK — In an effort to cut down on the growing number of concussions suffered by players, the National Continue reading →

Concert Venues Legally Required to Have Separate Restrooms for Trans-Siberian Orchestra

PHILADELPHIA — Mayor Michael Nutter recently signed into law a piece of legislation requiring all concert venues within the Greater Continue reading →

Reidicule News Turns 100, Excited to Expose Self In Public and Blame Senility

There were a lot of things Reidicule News considered doing to celebrate this 100th article. Among them, ideas such as Continue reading →