Man on FLA Vacation Speculates About How Cool It Would Be to Just Move There

TAMPA, FLA. — While visiting relatives in Central Florida recently, Cleveland Area Man Joshua Reidmiller couldn’t help but ponder aloud, Continue reading →

“Accidental Racist” A Real Blemish On Otherwise Politically Correct Rap, Country Genres

NASHVILLE, TENN — Critics are reportedly outraged over Brad Paisley and L.L. Cool J’s country/rap crossover, “Accidental Racist,” claiming that Continue reading →

Wife of Man Who Died Vacuuming Comforted That He Died Doing What She Loved

ST. LOUIS — Area Man Daniel Beter passed away on Tuesday from an apparent heart attack while vacuuming the living Continue reading →

Word on the Streets: Man Stabs 14 at Lone Star College

HOUSTON — 14 people were stabbed yesterday at the Lone Star College Cy-Fair campus when a student ran from building Continue reading →

“If We Let Gun Men Carry [Assault Rifles], What’s to Stop Them From Fucking Chickens?”

CAPITOL HILL — The gun control debate heated up this past week as anti-gun legislators argued that “if we let gun Continue reading →

White House Announces Hipster Folk-Band Mapping Project

THE WHITE HOUSE — President Obama announced at a press conference last week that he plans to enlist the help Continue reading →

God Suspected of Striking Area Woman Dead for Ignoring Facebook Meme

HOBOKEN, NJ — The body of area woman Denise Felturo was discovered in her home early this morning, having suffered Continue reading →

Word on the Streets: Lohan Confirms Pregnancy Tweet Just An April Fool’s Joke

Lindsay Lohan tweeted on Monday that she is pregnant, but later told reporters that it was just an April Fool’s Continue reading →