Man on FLA Vacation Speculates About How Cool It Would Be to Just Move There

By: Dan Reidmiller TAMPA, FLA. — While visiting relatives in Central Florida recently, Cleveland Area Man Joshua Reidmiller couldn’t help Continue reading →

“Accidental Racist” A Real Blemish On Otherwise Politically Correct Rap, Country Genres

By: Dan Reidmiller NASHVILLE, TENN — Critics are reportedly outraged over Brad Paisley and L.L. Cool J’s country/rap crossover, “Accidental Continue reading →

Wife of Man Who Died Vacuuming Comforted That He Died Doing What She Loved

By: Dan Reidmiller ST. LOUIS — Area Man Daniel Beter passed away on Tuesday from an apparent heart attack while Continue reading →

Word on the Streets: Man Stabs 14 at Lone Star College

By: Dan Reidmiller HOUSTON — 14 people were stabbed yesterday at the Lone Star College Cy-Fair campus when a student Continue reading →

“If We Let Gun Men Carry [Assault Rifles], What’s to Stop Them From Fucking Chickens?”

By: Dan Reidmiller CAPITOL HILL — The gun control debate heated up this past week as anti-gun legislators argued that “if Continue reading →

White House Announces Hipster Folk-Band Mapping Project

By: Dan Reidmiller THE WHITE HOUSE — President Obama announced at a press conference last week that he plans to Continue reading →

God Suspected of Striking Area Woman Dead for Ignoring Facebook Meme

By: Dan Reidmiller HOBOKEN, NJ — The body of area woman Denise Felturo was discovered in her home early this Continue reading →

Word on the Streets: Lohan Confirms Pregnancy Tweet Just An April Fool’s Joke

By: Dan Reidmiller Lindsay Lohan tweeted on Monday that she is pregnant, but later told reporters that it was just Continue reading →