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By: Dan Reidmiller

Washington Wizards Center Jason Collins recently became the first active U.S. male professional athlete in a major sport to come out as gay. How does that make you feel?

Asnwer

“So we’re just going to pretend that Professor Dumbledore wasn’t the first gay wizard?”  Lisa Stamm,  Cup-Holder Enthusiast

Chew

“Wow. Only six qualifiers. I guess I’m the first U.S. 26-year-old white male from Pittsburgh named Lenny Bogdon to support gay rights. Where’s my presidential phone call?” Lenny Bogdon, Shoe Horn Dealer

Answer

“Uh oh. Someone in the Trailblazers’ marketing department is about to get fired.” Arlene Bell, 2nd Degree Murderer

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One thought on “Word on the Streets: NBA Center Jason Collins Comes Out

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