Word on the Streets: France Legalizes Gay Marriage

By: Dan Reidmiller France legalized gay marriage yesterday. How does that make you feel?

NASA Locates 3 New Earth-like Planets That Could Theoretically Support Death

CAPE CANAVERAL, FLA — The NASA Program recently announced that their scientists have located three new Earth-like planets, each of Continue reading →

Nation Praying for Victims of Boston Bombing’s Media Coverage

NEW YORK — According to reports, the nation is praying for a swift recovery for those affected by the Boston Continue reading →

2-Hour Tom Cruise Documentary “Oblivion” Due Out Tomorrow

HOLLYWOOD — Universal Studios announced yesterday that they are finally going to release the two-hour, six-minute Tom Cruise documentary under Continue reading →

Word on the Streets: Reality TV Show to be Filmed on Mars

Mars One, a Netherlands-based organization, announced plans this week to send a select few lucky applicants to Mars in 2023 Continue reading →

Man on FLA Vacation Speculates About How Cool It Would Be to Just Move There

TAMPA, FLA. — While visiting relatives in Central Florida recently, Cleveland Area Man Joshua Reidmiller couldn’t help but ponder aloud, Continue reading →

“Accidental Racist” A Real Blemish On Otherwise Politically Correct Rap, Country Genres

NASHVILLE, TENN — Critics are reportedly outraged over Brad Paisley and L.L. Cool J’s country/rap crossover, “Accidental Racist,” claiming that Continue reading →

Wife of Man Who Died Vacuuming Comforted That He Died Doing What She Loved

ST. LOUIS — Area Man Daniel Beter passed away on Tuesday from an apparent heart attack while vacuuming the living Continue reading →