Nation Spreads Sequestration Blame Equally Between Rep. Obama, Sen. Obama and Former Pres. Obama

WASHINGTON — A recent poll shows that 84% of Americans refuse to place the blame for the sequestration budget cuts Continue reading →

ABC’s “The Taste” Signs Starving Ethiopian Child as Season 2 Judge

LOS ANGELES — Following Tuesday’s season one finale, producers of the ABC reality cooking show The Taste announced yesterday that they Continue reading →

Word on the Streets: Facebook Likes Will Give Away Your Secrets

Researchers with the National Academy of Science announced yesterday that they can accurately predict an individual’s intelligence, political alignment, sexual Continue reading →

Pittsburgh Voted “Most Livable Pothole” in U.S.

PITTSBURGH — In a recent study by Modern Pothole Magazine, experts ranked Pittsburgh as the “Most Livable Pothole” in America. Continue reading →

Not to be Outdone by Replica Titanic, Rupert Murdoch to Build Replica Hindenburg

MELBOURNE — Following Australian billionaire Clive Palmer’s announcement that he plans to build a replica Titanic, fellow Aussie billionaire and Continue reading →

VH1 Reveals 2003 Fire Destroyed All Video Footage Except ‘Behind the Music: Toni Braxton’

NEW YORK — At a press conference held incredibly late last night and into this morning, VH1 Spokesjockey Dave Holmes Continue reading →

Budget Cuts Force Hospitals to Start Charging For “Non-Bottled Oxygen”

PITTSBURGH — In a prepared statement, the UPMC Hospital System announced yesterday that, due to the sudden, drastic decrease in Continue reading →

Michelle Obama Helps Elderly Woman Cross Street, Sparks Outrage

WASHINGTON — Controversy is swirling this morning following reports that yesterday, at approximately 4:15 p.m. (Eastern), First Lady Michelle Obama Continue reading →