2-Hour Tom Cruise Documentary “Oblivion” Due Out Tomorrow

HOLLYWOOD — Universal Studios announced yesterday that they are finally going to release the two-hour, six-minute Tom Cruise documentary under Continue reading →

Word on the Streets: Reality TV Show to be Filmed on Mars

Mars One, a Netherlands-based organization, announced plans this week to send a select few lucky applicants to Mars in 2023 Continue reading →

Man on FLA Vacation Speculates About How Cool It Would Be to Just Move There

TAMPA, FLA. — While visiting relatives in Central Florida recently, Cleveland Area Man Joshua Reidmiller couldn’t help but ponder aloud, Continue reading →

“Accidental Racist” A Real Blemish On Otherwise Politically Correct Rap, Country Genres

NASHVILLE, TENN — Critics are reportedly outraged over Brad Paisley and L.L. Cool J’s country/rap crossover, “Accidental Racist,” claiming that Continue reading →

Wife of Man Who Died Vacuuming Comforted That He Died Doing What She Loved

ST. LOUIS — Area Man Daniel Beter passed away on Tuesday from an apparent heart attack while vacuuming the living Continue reading →

Word on the Streets: Man Stabs 14 at Lone Star College

HOUSTON — 14 people were stabbed yesterday at the Lone Star College Cy-Fair campus when a student ran from building Continue reading →

“If We Let Gun Men Carry [Assault Rifles], What’s to Stop Them From Fucking Chickens?”

CAPITOL HILL — The gun control debate heated up this past week as anti-gun legislators argued that “if we let gun Continue reading →

White House Announces Hipster Folk-Band Mapping Project

THE WHITE HOUSE — President Obama announced at a press conference last week that he plans to enlist the help Continue reading →