Tampax Launches New “Gender Neutral” Tampons

CINCINNATI — At a press conference held yesterday, Procter and Gamble’s subsidiary Tampax announced plans to release a new line Continue reading →

Opinion: Reidicule Has Absolutely No Opinion On Hacker Group Anonymous

Definitely NOT Written by us. (The Internets) — In light of recent actual news reports, Reidicule News just wants to Continue reading →

Drunken Obama Declares Prima Nocte

WASHINGTON — In a surprise move late last night, President Obama declared “Prima Nocte,” invoking the controversial 16th century feudal Continue reading →

US Postal Service Announces That They Still Exist

(Washington, D.C.) — In a defiant statement, the United States Postal Service declared that not only do they still exist, Continue reading →

Critics: “Why No Instagram Effects, Obama?”

(Camp David, MD) — Attempting to assuage the fears of concerned gun enthusiasts, President Obama released photographic evidence earlier this Continue reading →

Puppy Bowl IX Scandal: Ruff Chewis Tests Positive

(New York) — Star National Furry League linebarker Ruff Chewis of the Barktimore Roberts pawball team is currently on the Continue reading →

Critics No Longer Critical of Beyonce, Instead Scared Shitless of Her

(New Orleans) — Critics of superstar singer Beyonce are happy to report that they are no longer critical of her Continue reading →

Weekend Leftovers: Mother Nature Launches Airstrike, Something About “Mali?”

A “Weekend Leftover” is a story that didn’t make the cut during the week, but that we wanted to throw Continue reading →