Word on the Streets: Obama Fills Out March Madness Bracket

President Obama took a five-minute break today to fill out a bracket with his official picks for this year’s NCAA Continue reading →

Area Woman Still Recovering From “Crazy” St. Paddy’s Day of Drinking-picture Taking

PITTSBURGH — Area Woman Melanie Daft is reportedly still recovering from what she describes as “the greatest fucking St. Patrick’s Continue reading →

GOP Leaders Sacrifice Record 114 Goats on Satanic CPAC Altar

NATIONAL HARBOR, MD — According to sources in attendance at the 2013 Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) last week, GOP Continue reading →

Senator’s Gay Son Struggling But Supportive of Father’s Republican Lifestyle

WASHINGTON — Following Ohio Senator Rob Portman’s announcement late last week that he is, in fact, a republican, Portman’s 21-year-old Continue reading →

Nation Spreads Sequestration Blame Equally Between Rep. Obama, Sen. Obama and Former Pres. Obama

WASHINGTON — A recent poll shows that 84% of Americans refuse to place the blame for the sequestration budget cuts Continue reading →

ABC’s “The Taste” Signs Starving Ethiopian Child as Season 2 Judge

LOS ANGELES — Following Tuesday’s season one finale, producers of the ABC reality cooking show The Taste announced yesterday that they Continue reading →

Word on the Streets: Facebook Likes Will Give Away Your Secrets

Researchers with the National Academy of Science announced yesterday that they can accurately predict an individual’s intelligence, political alignment, sexual Continue reading →

Pittsburgh Voted “Most Livable Pothole” in U.S.

PITTSBURGH — In a recent study by Modern Pothole Magazine, experts ranked Pittsburgh as the “Most Livable Pothole” in America. Continue reading →