Best of: February 2013

Just incase you missed any of them the first time around, here are some of the top articles from February, Continue reading →

5 Decade Forecast: Perpetual Rain and Gloom in Pittsburgh, Just Like Last Half-Century

PITTSBURGH — The Pittsburgh Weather Center released its five-decade forecast yesterday with meteorologists calling for continued rain in the City Continue reading →

30 Year Old Can’t Find Meme to Express Himself, Gets Divorce Instead

TAMPA, FLA. — Local 30-year-old Timothy Dullard, whose relationship reportedly has been on the rocks for the past few months, Continue reading →

Immigrants Call On Obama to Deport Them

SIERRA VISTA, ARIZ. — As the immigration debate heated up this week on Capitol Hill, illegal aliens throughout the U.S. Continue reading →

A Confused Buffett: “I Said ‘Pass the Ketchup,’ Not ‘Buy It'”

PITTSBURGH — In the aftermath of a $28 Billion deal that saw multinational conglomerate holding company Berkshire Hathaway purchase the Continue reading →

Report: Stock Market Doing Something, Nation Believes

WALL STREET — According to the latest numbers from Wall Street, the DOW Jones Industrial Average has fallen slightly after Continue reading →

Flawed Study: Sperm Counts Lower In Avid TV Watchers

(Omaha, NE) — According to a recent study, men ages 18-22 who exercise less than five hours per week and Continue reading →

Opinion: Reidicule Has Absolutely No Opinion On Hacker Group Anonymous

Definitely NOT Written by us. (The Internets) — In light of recent actual news reports, Reidicule News just wants to Continue reading →