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NFL Attempts to Curb Concussions By Mounting 11-Inch Steel Spike to Front of Every Helmet

NEW YORK — In an effort to cut down on the growing number of concussions suffered by players, the National Continue reading →

Concert Venues Legally Required to Have Separate Restrooms for Trans-Siberian Orchestra

PHILADELPHIA — Mayor Michael Nutter recently signed into law a piece of legislation requiring all concert venues within the Greater Continue reading →

Reidicule News Turns 100, Excited to Expose Self In Public and Blame Senility

There were a lot of things Reidicule News considered doing to celebrate this 100th article. Among them, ideas such as Continue reading →

Americans With “Too-Shitty-To-Buy” Healthcare Plans Somehow Outraged Rather Than Embarrassed

NEWARK, N.J.– The majority of Americans who have received letters notifying them that their healthcare plans are now legally considered Continue reading →

Washington Redskins Change Name to Less-Offensive “Virginia-Adjacent Redskins”

WASHINGTON — In response to a recent outcry surrounding the Washington Redskins’ controversial name, which critics argue is highly inappropriate Continue reading →

Britney Spears Delivers Message to John Boehner: Work Bitch

WASHINGTON — In an odd turn of events yesterday, Pop Icon Britney Spears weighed in on the current Capitol Hill Continue reading →

Area Dad Reassures Son That Family Dog Died Because Kanye Works in Mysterious Ways

WICHITA, KAN — Following the recent death of his family’s beloved Golden Retriever “Champ,” Area Dad Russell Kerndike consoled his Continue reading →