Best of: February 2013

Just incase you missed any of them the first time around, here are some of the top articles from February, Continue reading →

Kanye and Kim Pregnancy Watch: Kim Reveals “It’s An Antichrist!”

LOS ANGELES — In an E! Network interview, Famed Famous Person Kim Kardashian announced the sex of her unborn baby, Continue reading →

30 Year Old Can’t Find Meme to Express Himself, Gets Divorce Instead

TAMPA, FLA. — Local 30-year-old Timothy Dullard, whose relationship reportedly has been on the rocks for the past few months, Continue reading →

Champion Boxer Chris Brown To Try Hand At Singing

LOS ANGELES — In an attempt to capitalize on his fame as a brawler, World Champion Boxer Chris Brown has Continue reading →

WebMD-diagnosed Man Definitely Has AIDS, Or Possibly Just Eczema

DES MOINES, IOWA — It was reported earlier today that local farmer Henry Myopic “definitely [has] AIDS… or maybe eczema.” Continue reading →

Report: Stock Market Doing Something, Nation Believes

WALL STREET — According to the latest numbers from Wall Street, the DOW Jones Industrial Average has fallen slightly after Continue reading →

Flawed Study: Sperm Counts Lower In Avid TV Watchers

(Omaha, NE) — According to a recent study, men ages 18-22 who exercise less than five hours per week and Continue reading →

Tampax Launches New “Gender Neutral” Tampons

CINCINNATI — At a press conference held yesterday, Procter and Gamble’s subsidiary Tampax announced plans to release a new line Continue reading →