Best of: April 2013

Just incase you missed any of them the first time around, here are some of the top articles from April, Continue reading →

Unemployed 30-Year-Old Tags Along With Dad on ‘Take Your Kid to Work’ Day

PEORIA, IL. — Unemployed 30-year-old Brandon Delcroe excitedly called ‘shotgun’ as he hopped into the passenger seat of his disappointed Continue reading →

Nation Praying for Victims of Boston Bombing’s Media Coverage

NEW YORK — According to reports, the nation is praying for a swift recovery for those affected by the Boston Continue reading →

Man on FLA Vacation Speculates About How Cool It Would Be to Just Move There

TAMPA, FLA. — While visiting relatives in Central Florida recently, Cleveland Area Man Joshua Reidmiller couldn’t help but ponder aloud, Continue reading →

“If We Let Gun Men Carry [Assault Rifles], What’s to Stop Them From Fucking Chickens?”

CAPITOL HILL — The gun control debate heated up this past week as anti-gun legislators argued that “if we let gun Continue reading →

God Suspected of Striking Area Woman Dead for Ignoring Facebook Meme

HOBOKEN, NJ — The body of area woman Denise Felturo was discovered in her home early this morning, having suffered Continue reading →

Despite Death Threats, Area HS Student Perplexingly Continues to Choose to Be Gay

LARAMIE, WYO. — In a bizarre turn of events, it was reported yesterday that area high school student Matthew Lambert Continue reading →

Best of: March 2013

Just incase you missed any of them the first time around, here are some of the top articles from March, Continue reading →