Scientists Find Water On Nearby Useless-Ass Soda-less Planet

CAPE CANAVERAL, FLA. — Scientists with the NASA space program recently uncovered several million gallons of potable water — though no traces of carbonated Continue reading →

HIV Cured in Monkeys, People Who Have Sex Exclusively With Monkeys

PORTLAND, Ore. — Researchers at Oregon Health and Science University have developed a vaccine capable of clearing an HIV-like virus Continue reading →

Video Report: World’s Largest Volcano

Watch Reidicule’s Senior Science Correspondent discuss the recent discovery of the world’s largest volcano.

Scientists Embarrassed To Have Just Now Found World’s Largest Volcano

TOKYO — Geologists working with the Institute of Really Obvious Shit (IROS) sheepishly admitted yesterday that they have just now Continue reading →

Word on the Streets: Some Words May Be 15,000 Years Old

The U.S. National Academy of Science determined this week that a small handful of words still in relatively contemporary use Continue reading →

NASA Locates 3 New Earth-like Planets That Could Theoretically Support Death

CAPE CANAVERAL, FLA — The NASA Program recently announced that their scientists have located three new Earth-like planets, each of Continue reading →

Word on the Streets: Reality TV Show to be Filmed on Mars

Mars One, a Netherlands-based organization, announced plans this week to send a select few lucky applicants to Mars in 2023 Continue reading →

White House Announces Hipster Folk-Band Mapping Project

THE WHITE HOUSE — President Obama announced at a press conference last week that he plans to enlist the help Continue reading →