Scientists Find Water On Nearby Useless-Ass Soda-less Planet
By: Dan Reidmiller CAPE CANAVERAL, FLA. — Scientists with the NASA space program recently uncovered several million gallons of potable water — though no Continue reading
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HIV Cured in Monkeys, People Who Have Sex Exclusively With Monkeys
By: Dan Reidmiller PORTLAND, Ore. — Researchers at Oregon Health and Science University have developed a vaccine capable of clearing Continue reading
Video Report: World’s Largest Volcano
By: Dan Reidmiller Watch Reidicule’s Senior Science Correspondent discuss the recent discovery of the world’s largest volcano.
Scientists Embarrassed To Have Just Now Found World’s Largest Volcano
By: Dan Reidmiller TOKYO — Geologists working with the Institute of Really Obvious Shit (IROS) sheepishly admitted yesterday that they Continue reading
Word on the Streets: Some Words May Be 15,000 Years Old
By: Dan Reidmiller The U.S. National Academy of Science determined this week that a small handful of words still in Continue reading
NASA Locates 3 New Earth-like Planets That Could Theoretically Support Death
By: Dan Reidmiller CAPE CANAVERAL, FLA — The NASA Program recently announced that their scientists have located three new Earth-like Continue reading
Word on the Streets: Reality TV Show to be Filmed on Mars
By: Dan Reidmiller Mars One, a Netherlands-based organization, announced plans this week to send a select few lucky applicants to Continue reading
White House Announces Hipster Folk-Band Mapping Project
By: Dan Reidmiller THE WHITE HOUSE — President Obama announced at a press conference last week that he plans to Continue reading
