Not to be Outdone by Replica Titanic, Rupert Murdoch to Build Replica Hindenburg

MELBOURNE — Following Australian billionaire Clive Palmer’s announcement that he plans to build a replica Titanic, fellow Aussie billionaire and Continue reading →

VH1 Reveals 2003 Fire Destroyed All Video Footage Except ‘Behind the Music: Toni Braxton’

NEW YORK — At a press conference held incredibly late last night and into this morning, VH1 Spokesjockey Dave Holmes Continue reading →

Budget Cuts Force Hospitals to Start Charging For “Non-Bottled Oxygen”

PITTSBURGH — In a prepared statement, the UPMC Hospital System announced yesterday that, due to the sudden, drastic decrease in Continue reading →

Michelle Obama Helps Elderly Woman Cross Street, Sparks Outrage

WASHINGTON — Controversy is swirling this morning following reports that yesterday, at approximately 4:15 p.m. (Eastern), First Lady Michelle Obama Continue reading →

U.S. Stunned by Rodman’s North Korea Visit, Really Expected More From Freak Show That Is Rodman

NEW YORK — Following Former NBA Star Dennis Rodman’s visit to North Korea last week, political commentators expressed utter shock Continue reading →

Best of: February 2013

Just incase you missed any of them the first time around, here are some of the top articles from February, Continue reading →

Kanye and Kim Pregnancy Watch: Kim Reveals “It’s An Antichrist!”

LOS ANGELES — In an E! Network interview, Famed Famous Person Kim Kardashian announced the sex of her unborn baby, Continue reading →

5 Decade Forecast: Perpetual Rain and Gloom in Pittsburgh, Just Like Last Half-Century

PITTSBURGH — The Pittsburgh Weather Center released its five-decade forecast yesterday with meteorologists calling for continued rain in the City Continue reading →