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Rapper M.I.A. Found

LONDON — In a statement issued by Interpol’s Missing Persons Department, 37-year-old Rap Artist M.I.A. has been found. According to Continue reading →

Police Still Have No Leads for Bone Thugs ‘N Harmony in Missing Person Case of Uncle Charles, Y’all

CLEVELAND — Local police contacted Grammy Award-winning Rap Group Bone Thugs ‘N Harmony yesterday, regrettably to inform the musicians that Continue reading →

Best of: May 2013

Just incase you missed any of them the first time around, here are some of the top articles from May, Continue reading →

Area Man Hasn’t Had “I’m Like A Bird” Stuck In Head in Quite Some T- …Shit

PITTSBURGH — According to Area Man Gary Mathis, “You know what song I haven’t had playing on an endless, painful Continue reading →

Best of: April 2013

Just incase you missed any of them the first time around, here are some of the top articles from April, Continue reading →

Norm Abram Goes on Mass Sawing Spree, 11 People Left With Sheds

CARLISLE, MASS — Celebrity Carpenter and Former Host of PBS’s Long-running “New Yankee Workshop” Series Norm Abram allegedly went on Continue reading →

2-Hour Tom Cruise Documentary “Oblivion” Due Out Tomorrow

HOLLYWOOD — Universal Studios announced yesterday that they are finally going to release the two-hour, six-minute Tom Cruise documentary under Continue reading →