Vermont, Colorado, California All Frontrunners To Win 2014 State Of The Union

WASHINGTON — According to a source within the State of the Union Award Academy, Vermont, Colorado and California are the Continue reading →

Elle Magazine’s February Cover to Feature X-Ray of Mindy Kaling’s Skeleton

NEW YORK — Elle Magazine recently unveiled its February cover, which features an X-ray photograph of Mindy Kaling’s skeleton. According Continue reading →

Skrillex Weighs In On Iran Situation: “WURRRRGRAAWWWWLLLLWICKETYREEEEEOOWWWRR”

LOS ANGELES — Asked his opinion on whether or not the U.S. lifting specific sanctions on Iran in exchange for Continue reading →

Ron Burgundy Makes Hilarious Promotional Appearance At Local Man’s Funeral

BISMARCK, N.D. — In character as the “Anchorman” franchise’s Ron Burgundy, Will Ferrell made an objectively hilarious promotional appearance at Continue reading →

Concert Venues Legally Required to Have Separate Restrooms for Trans-Siberian Orchestra

PHILADELPHIA — Mayor Michael Nutter recently signed into law a piece of legislation requiring all concert venues within the Greater Continue reading →

Britney Spears Delivers Message to John Boehner: Work Bitch

WASHINGTON — In an odd turn of events yesterday, Pop Icon Britney Spears weighed in on the current Capitol Hill Continue reading →

Area Dad Reassures Son That Family Dog Died Because Kanye Works in Mysterious Ways

WICHITA, KAN — Following the recent death of his family’s beloved Golden Retriever “Champ,” Area Dad Russell Kerndike consoled his Continue reading →

Local Man Discovers Satirical Story Hidden Within 7UP’s “The Onion” Ad

TAMPA, FLA — Area Resident Chris Fleery made a shocking discovery yesterday when, while clicking around an online 7UP advertisement Continue reading →