Word on the Streets: Some Words May Be 15,000 Years Old

The U.S. National Academy of Science determined this week that a small handful of words still in relatively contemporary use Continue reading →

Sadistic Shower Head Assaults Man’s Genitals with Perfectly-Timed Temperature Switch

TAMPA, FLA –A shower head, which officials are describing as “sadistic in nature,” has been detained by authorities for allegedly Continue reading →

Taco Bell Elects to Take USDA Meat Test Pass/Fail

IRVINE, CALIF — Taco Bell announced in a statement last week that they have elected to take this year’s USDA Continue reading →

Extreme Sportsman Completes Successful Base-jump, Funeral To Be Held Friday

LODI, CALIF — While base-jumping last week in a northern California ravine, Extreme Sportsman Felix Grainger’s parachute reportedly malfunctioned, sending the Continue reading →

Word on the Streets: NBA Center Jason Collins Comes Out

Washington Wizards Center Jason Collins recently became the first active U.S. male professional athlete in a major sport to come Continue reading →

Best of: April 2013

Just incase you missed any of them the first time around, here are some of the top articles from April, Continue reading →

Norm Abram Goes on Mass Sawing Spree, 11 People Left With Sheds

CARLISLE, MASS — Celebrity Carpenter and Former Host of PBS’s Long-running “New Yankee Workshop” Series Norm Abram allegedly went on Continue reading →

Unemployed 30-Year-Old Tags Along With Dad on ‘Take Your Kid to Work’ Day

PEORIA, IL. — Unemployed 30-year-old Brandon Delcroe excitedly called ‘shotgun’ as he hopped into the passenger seat of his disappointed Continue reading →