Skrillex Weighs In On Iran Situation: “WURRRRGRAAWWWWLLLLWICKETYREEEEEOOWWWRR”

LOS ANGELES — Asked his opinion on whether or not the U.S. lifting specific sanctions on Iran in exchange for Continue reading →

Ron Burgundy Makes Hilarious Promotional Appearance At Local Man’s Funeral

BISMARCK, N.D. — In character as the “Anchorman” franchise’s Ron Burgundy, Will Ferrell made an objectively hilarious promotional appearance at Continue reading →

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WWII-Era Sub Found At 7-Eleven

O’AHU, HAWAII — Researchers in Hawaii have uncovered a World War II-era submarine sandwich inside the island’s only 7-Eleven store Continue reading →

73 Year Old Gripes About “Lazy Welfare Millennials” to Fellow Interns

SALISBURY, DEL. — 73-year-old Edgar Congenny recently voiced his contempt for “these damned, lazy, welfare millennials” in an acrimonious exchange Continue reading →

Grandpa Oblivious to Fact That Unformed Bill of Baseball Cap Definitely Upping His Steez

FINDLAY, OHIO — Local 91 Year Old Alfred Wintacki remains oblivious to the fact that the unformed, flat bill of Continue reading →

Kayak.com Now Offering Tropical Vacations to North Pole

NP-40 DRIFTING ICE STATION, NORTH POLE — Travel-discount website Kayak.com recently launched a new promotional package featuring an all-inclusive, tropical Continue reading →

Abusive Boyfriend Proposes With “Conflict-Free” Diamond to Show He Has Sense of Humor, Too

MADISON, W. VA. — Local 24 Year Old Jeffrey Kiln recently proposed to Ashley Brenevaldi with a certified “conflict-free” diamond Continue reading →