Man on FLA Vacation Speculates About How Cool It Would Be to Just Move There

TAMPA, FLA. — While visiting relatives in Central Florida recently, Cleveland Area Man Joshua Reidmiller couldn’t help but ponder aloud, Continue reading →

“Accidental Racist” A Real Blemish On Otherwise Politically Correct Rap, Country Genres

NASHVILLE, TENN — Critics are reportedly outraged over Brad Paisley and L.L. Cool J’s country/rap crossover, “Accidental Racist,” claiming that Continue reading →

“If We Let Gun Men Carry [Assault Rifles], What’s to Stop Them From Fucking Chickens?”

CAPITOL HILL — The gun control debate heated up this past week as anti-gun legislators argued that “if we let gun Continue reading →

Best of: March 2013

Just incase you missed any of them the first time around, here are some of the top articles from March, Continue reading →

Pittsburgh Voted “Most Livable Pothole” in U.S.

PITTSBURGH — In a recent study by Modern Pothole Magazine, experts ranked Pittsburgh as the “Most Livable Pothole” in America. Continue reading →

Not to be Outdone by Replica Titanic, Rupert Murdoch to Build Replica Hindenburg

MELBOURNE — Following Australian billionaire Clive Palmer’s announcement that he plans to build a replica Titanic, fellow Aussie billionaire and Continue reading →

Budget Cuts Force Hospitals to Start Charging For “Non-Bottled Oxygen”

PITTSBURGH — In a prepared statement, the UPMC Hospital System announced yesterday that, due to the sudden, drastic decrease in Continue reading →

U.S. Stunned by Rodman’s North Korea Visit, Really Expected More From Freak Show That Is Rodman

NEW YORK — Following Former NBA Star Dennis Rodman’s visit to North Korea last week, political commentators expressed utter shock Continue reading →