Navy Yard Shooting Investigators Determine Congressional Republicans Clinically Delusional

WASHINGTON — Following the September 16 rampage that saw Aaron Alexis gun down 12 people at the Washington Navy Yard, Continue reading →

HIV Cured in Monkeys, People Who Have Sex Exclusively With Monkeys

PORTLAND, Ore. — Researchers at Oregon Health and Science University have developed a vaccine capable of clearing an HIV-like virus Continue reading →

Video Report: World’s Largest Volcano

Watch Reidicule’s Senior Science Correspondent discuss the recent discovery of the world’s largest volcano.

Scientists Embarrassed To Have Just Now Found World’s Largest Volcano

TOKYO — Geologists working with the Institute of Really Obvious Shit (IROS) sheepishly admitted yesterday that they have just now Continue reading →

Treatment for Explosive Diarrhea Found, Scientists Calling It “Olive Garden’s To-Go Menu”

ATLANTA — Researchers at the Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) believe they may have discovered a potentially [social]life-saving Continue reading →

Facebooker Relieved Not to Give Shit About Any of Seven Friends Whose Birthday It Is Today

CAMDEN, N.J. — Area Facebook User Griff Paley reported earlier this morning that he is very much relieved to see Continue reading →

Local Man Discovers Satirical Story Hidden Within 7UP’s “The Onion” Ad

TAMPA, FLA — Area Resident Chris Fleery made a shocking discovery yesterday when, while clicking around an online 7UP advertisement Continue reading →

Beyonce Flaunts Sexy, Glitter-Covered Spleen