Best of: February 2013

Just incase you missed any of them the first time around, here are some of the top articles from February, Continue reading →

Kanye and Kim Pregnancy Watch: Kim Reveals “It’s An Antichrist!”

LOS ANGELES — In an E! Network interview, Famed Famous Person Kim Kardashian announced the sex of her unborn baby, Continue reading →

5 Decade Forecast: Perpetual Rain and Gloom in Pittsburgh, Just Like Last Half-Century

PITTSBURGH — The Pittsburgh Weather Center released its five-decade forecast yesterday with meteorologists calling for continued rain in the City Continue reading →

30 Year Old Can’t Find Meme to Express Himself, Gets Divorce Instead

TAMPA, FLA. — Local 30-year-old Timothy Dullard, whose relationship reportedly has been on the rocks for the past few months, Continue reading →

Champion Boxer Chris Brown To Try Hand At Singing

LOS ANGELES — In an attempt to capitalize on his fame as a brawler, World Champion Boxer Chris Brown has Continue reading →

Immigrants Call On Obama to Deport Them

SIERRA VISTA, ARIZ. — As the immigration debate heated up this week on Capitol Hill, illegal aliens throughout the U.S. Continue reading →

WebMD-diagnosed Man Definitely Has AIDS, Or Possibly Just Eczema

DES MOINES, IOWA — It was reported earlier today that local farmer Henry Myopic “definitely [has] AIDS… or maybe eczema.” Continue reading →

A Confused Buffett: “I Said ‘Pass the Ketchup,’ Not ‘Buy It'”

PITTSBURGH — In the aftermath of a $28 Billion deal that saw multinational conglomerate holding company Berkshire Hathaway purchase the Continue reading →