Word on the Streets: The History Channel’s Depiction of Satan Resembles Obama

Many fans of History Channel’s “The Bible” claim that the show’s depiction of Satan bears a strong resemblance to President Continue reading →

Texas Judge In Quite the Moral Quandary After Unborn Fetus Kills 3

WACO, TEXAS — The Hon. Judge Earl Baker is reportedly “in a pretty big pickle” following the conviction of an Continue reading →

Word on the Streets: Obama Fills Out March Madness Bracket

President Obama took a five-minute break today to fill out a bracket with his official picks for this year’s NCAA Continue reading →

GOP Leaders Sacrifice Record 114 Goats on Satanic CPAC Altar

NATIONAL HARBOR, MD — According to sources in attendance at the 2013 Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) last week, GOP Continue reading →

Senator’s Gay Son Struggling But Supportive of Father’s Republican Lifestyle

WASHINGTON — Following Ohio Senator Rob Portman’s announcement late last week that he is, in fact, a republican, Portman’s 21-year-old Continue reading →

Nation Spreads Sequestration Blame Equally Between Rep. Obama, Sen. Obama and Former Pres. Obama

WASHINGTON — A recent poll shows that 84% of Americans refuse to place the blame for the sequestration budget cuts Continue reading →

Not to be Outdone by Replica Titanic, Rupert Murdoch to Build Replica Hindenburg

MELBOURNE — Following Australian billionaire Clive Palmer’s announcement that he plans to build a replica Titanic, fellow Aussie billionaire and Continue reading →

Budget Cuts Force Hospitals to Start Charging For “Non-Bottled Oxygen”

PITTSBURGH — In a prepared statement, the UPMC Hospital System announced yesterday that, due to the sudden, drastic decrease in Continue reading →