Nation Praying for Victims of Boston Bombing’s Media Coverage

NEW YORK — According to reports, the nation is praying for a swift recovery for those affected by the Boston Continue reading →

Wife of Man Who Died Vacuuming Comforted That He Died Doing What She Loved

ST. LOUIS — Area Man Daniel Beter passed away on Tuesday from an apparent heart attack while vacuuming the living Continue reading →

White House Announces Hipster Folk-Band Mapping Project

THE WHITE HOUSE — President Obama announced at a press conference last week that he plans to enlist the help Continue reading →

God Suspected of Striking Area Woman Dead for Ignoring Facebook Meme

HOBOKEN, NJ — The body of area woman Denise Felturo was discovered in her home early this morning, having suffered Continue reading →

Despite Death Threats, Area HS Student Perplexingly Continues to Choose to Be Gay

LARAMIE, WYO. — In a bizarre turn of events, it was reported yesterday that area high school student Matthew Lambert Continue reading →

Best of: March 2013

Just incase you missed any of them the first time around, here are some of the top articles from March, Continue reading →

Technically True: 47% of U.S. Opposes Gay Marriage, Other 53% Are Not In KKK

WASHINGTON — According to a recent PEW Research Center study which is technically true, 47% of the U.S. population is Continue reading →

Texas Judge In Quite the Moral Quandary After Unborn Fetus Kills 3

WACO, TEXAS — The Hon. Judge Earl Baker is reportedly “in a pretty big pickle” following the conviction of an Continue reading →