Helmet Company Sues Seau’s Corpse

(San Diego, CA) — Riddell Inc., the official helmet company of the NFL, has filed suit against Junior Seau’s corpse. Continue reading →

Republican Lunch Party Discusses Next Four Years

(Washington, D.C.) — As President Obama was sworn into office today at the Inauguration Ceremony, republican thought-leaders held a roundtable Continue reading →

NRA: “Fuck It, Why Have Laws At All?”

(Washington, D.C.) — In a decisive move, federal lawmakers are expected to push a bill through both houses that would Continue reading →

Congress Approves “Sanctity of Vacation” Bill

(Washington, D.C.) — In what’s being hailed as an incredible, last minute victory for lawmakers, Congressional leaders from both sides Continue reading →

The Mayan Calendar Scandal

(Yucatan Peninsula) — Recently, there has been talk of a “Mayan Apocalypse” set to destroy the world today, 12/21/12. Top government Continue reading →