God Suspected of Striking Area Woman Dead for Ignoring Facebook Meme

HOBOKEN, NJ — The body of area woman Denise Felturo was discovered in her home early this morning, having suffered Continue reading →

Word on the Streets: Lohan Confirms Pregnancy Tweet Just An April Fool’s Joke

Lindsay Lohan tweeted on Monday that she is pregnant, but later told reporters that it was just an April Fool’s Continue reading →

Despite Death Threats, Area HS Student Perplexingly Continues to Choose to Be Gay

LARAMIE, WYO. — In a bizarre turn of events, it was reported yesterday that area high school student Matthew Lambert Continue reading →

Best of: March 2013

Just incase you missed any of them the first time around, here are some of the top articles from March, Continue reading →

Technically True: 47% of U.S. Opposes Gay Marriage, Other 53% Are Not In KKK

WASHINGTON — According to a recent PEW Research Center study which is technically true, 47% of the U.S. population is Continue reading →

Word on the Streets: The History Channel’s Depiction of Satan Resembles Obama

Many fans of History Channel’s “The Bible” claim that the show’s depiction of Satan bears a strong resemblance to President Continue reading →

Texas Judge In Quite the Moral Quandary After Unborn Fetus Kills 3

WACO, TEXAS — The Hon. Judge Earl Baker is reportedly “in a pretty big pickle” following the conviction of an Continue reading →

My Chemical Romance Announces Break Up, Apologizes for Not Telling Anyone 10 Years Ago When It Happened

NEWARK, N.J. — At a press conference over the weekend, emo band My Chemical Romance announced the group’s break up and Continue reading →